1.) My day started off at 5am, cuddling Fae.
2.) Everyone was showered and dressed by 6:30, when we had to wake up Gabriel.
3.) Why do toddlers become a screaming pile of irrational bullshit right before you need to leave the house?
4.) Why do they look at you 5 minutes later after you’ve wrestled everyone into the car and are sweating like, “why are you pulling out your hair, mama? Want a yogurt snack?”
5.) We bought a treadmill and it arrived today. In a box.
6.) The delivery man did not knock or ring my doorbell. He left it out front and snuck away.
7.) I cannot lift the box to bring it inside. Kamel has a hernia, he cannot lift the box either. Thankfully, this means that thieves probably can’t lift the box. Otherwise, why would they need a treadmill? This feels like some kind of ironic torture.
8.) Yesterday at bedtime Gabe said his ear hurt, which is pretty random since we were just looking at the moon.
9.) Maybe the reason my child is a mess is because he has a secret ear infection. He also has a cold. This could be a real possibility, making me mother of the year for the 3rd year in a row.
10.) On top of the fact that I am drowning in work, I now need to take my kid to the doctor (and my other kid bc she can’t drive) during rush hour. It’s going to be great!