Real Life Conversations: Baby Talk

Me: So when you “give Gabe a tour of the apartment” what does that mean?

Kamel: I show him around.

Me: Like what?

Kamel: [holding gabe in the other room while I make dinner in the kitchen] Welcome to the the San Mateo Historical Society tour of the Dupuis-Perez house.

Me: What?!

Kamel: The San Mateo Historical Society declared this place a national treasure in 2152 due to their…

Me: [laughing hysterically] oh my gosh.

Kamel: … incredibly contributions to society.

Me: Oh my god is this for reals?

Kamel: The Historical Society has painstakingly recreated a messy kitchen table to enhance the realistic nature of this museum based on video, internet, blog posts, and photographs.

Me: [laughing, laughing, laughing for days]

Kamel: You should hear how each room is described!

Me: Oh my god this is a blog post.

Kamel: No… Lauren!

Me: YES.

Kamel: Nooooo…

Me: Yup. Yup it is.

14 thoughts on “Real Life Conversations: Baby Talk”

  1. Oh my gosh, I love this! I used to do the House Tour with Frances too, but I was a MUCH more boring tour guide – “look here’s a picture of your mommies. And here’s a painting of circles. Look! Window!” I would definitely hire Kamel!

  2. BAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!! Reason number 1322165498435165156 why we love Kamel (& Lauren & Gabe!) Sharing this on FB in 3….2…..1….

  3. Real Life Conversations is one of my favorite parts of your blog. I love the little snippets. I love the way people talk to each other.

  4. This is hilarious I specially loved this bit : “The Historical Society has painstakingly recreated a messy kitchen table to enhance the realistic nature of this museum based on video, internet, blog posts, and photographs.”

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