Me: So when you “give Gabe a tour of the apartment” what does that mean?
Kamel: I show him around.
Me: Like what?
Kamel: [holding gabe in the other room while I make dinner in the kitchen] Welcome to the the San Mateo Historical Society tour of the Dupuis-Perez house.
Kamel: The San Mateo Historical Society declared this place a national treasure in 2152 due to their…
Me: [laughing hysterically] oh my gosh.
Kamel: … incredibly contributions to society.
Me: Oh my god is this for reals?
Kamel: The Historical Society has painstakingly recreated a messy kitchen table to enhance the realistic nature of this museum based on video, internet, blog posts, and photographs.
Me: [laughing, laughing, laughing for days]
Kamel: You should hear how each room is described!
Me: Oh my god this is a blog post.
Kamel: No… Lauren!
Me: Yup. Yup it is.