The Yaris’s motto or slogan or whatever is…. It’s a Car! …. so I thought on this day of gender days the title was meant to be.
And after two long hours of a lot of pushing on my stomach and a lot of goop being spread around and a lot of staring at a screen that was tilted away from me – we found out that…
we are indeed having a boy. Complete with picture of baby penis because… I might as well be the first one to put a picture of his junk on the internet before he ruins himself by sexting all over hell and back. (Pictured above: Two feets, spread eagle because yes he is my son, his little balls and his little penis. Photo proof my friends, priceless.)
And speaking of pronouns….
this sweet little boy is named: Gabriel. Or baby Gabe as I have been saying since the very beginning.
Gender day has come to a close, and I am really really tired and starving. And yes…. it’s weird that there is a penis growing inside me. I went there.