This is a real life, verbatim, conversation between Kamel and I. Verbatim because this particular one was over chat and I copy and pasted it immediately because I can smell conversation gold a mile away. It’s a gift, really.
Kamel: We also got Kelly Clarkson and Sarah McLachlan! They let me pick 2 CDs this time!
Me: BARF! You got Sarah McLachlan???
Kamel: I LOVE HER! Shhh
Me: No. No. No.
Kamel: It’s a “Best of” compilation too! We get 2 discs! I love it!
Me: BARF Kamely!!
Kamel: Shush Ms Kelly Clarkson.
Kamel: Sarah can beat Kelly in a fight.
Kamel: Of singing.
Me: No way. No freaking way.