Me: I am having the worst PMS of the entire …. year. Seriously. Physical symptoms, they are killing me. I’m bloated. My boobs feel like they are swollen to the size of watermelons, it’s awful.
Kamel: ….can I see?…
Kamel: I mean for … medical reasons… obviously.
[pulls his shirt open like a porn star]
Kamel: Like this.
Me: Hold on! I have to document this on the internets right now!
Kamel: What?! No! You know whatever you say I’m going to blame on the wine! IS NOTHING SACRED?
Me: Shh… I’m typing. And I need content.