Me: What if I pass out at our wedding?
Him: You won’t.
Me: What if I do?
Him: Then I will too!
Him: I will. I’ll hit the floor. Whatever happens to you, happens to me. If you trip, I trip. If you spill food on you, I spill food on me.
Me: Really? You would do that for me?
Him: Hell yeah. Have you ever seen that video of the bride who falls into the pool? And her husband is standing at the edge all, “oh no! what do I do!” as she flails around, soaking wet, dress and all. And the more the video goes on, the more you realize it isn’t funny. It’s sad. If that were you in there, I’d jump in too. That’s how you make that work. I would never let you be embarrassed alone. It’s our wedding, we’re a team.