me: check out the tuxes!! [Link to tux rental place inserted here] do you like this?
me: or this?
me: … those are pretty much the only tuxes I like in black. Some of the suits are really nice, with ties, but as far as bow ties these are the only ones I think are flattering and not goofy.
Kamel: Wait. I found mine. Done and done.
Kamel: or, turn into a vampire
me: also a very sexy option