Maris: are you going to register for any dutch ovens or anything? you totally should.
Me: I don’t even know what that is.
Me: My big dish is a scramble maris! We eat cereal three nights a week!
Me: ohh. yes. well my dad loves that shit. he collects that brand.
Maris: hahahaha you should register for one of those so i can be really super jealous. I’ll give you a bunch of recipes to make in it!
Me: i honestly don’t know. Like it would be nice to have down the road, and I guess that’s what a registry is for right? to like set up all of the expensive things you need for your LIFE. but at the same time I honestly don’t think I would use it in the next 5 years
Maris: i think you should register for it now because YES you’ll want one someday, and it’ll be expensive and you won’t want to buy it! And I can give you starter recipes! Soups and stews and braised short ribs and stuff!
Me: You’re a dutch oven
Maris: Your face is a dutch oven
Me: Your butt is a dutch oven